Snip-Its Of Conversation With My 86 Year Old Grandmother Yesterday

Grandma: Look at this photo, see the reason I asked if your new girlfriend was black was because my niece’s son left his long time fiancee and married a (blacker than black) woman that he met while in Africa.

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While Jeopardy is on the TV.

Grandma: You know all Asian people used to be really smart. It’s not like that anymore, some of them aren’t that smart now.

I honestly just cackled and laughed really loud after she said that one.

Cut to: The Asian guy on Jeopardy has the lead by about $10,000.

Grandma: This guy is one of the smart ones.

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Grandma: They say Anna Nicole Smith’s son died of a drug overdose, isn’t that awful.

I sat there in astonishment that my grandmother would know such irrelevant pieces of naughty gossip.