The Clear Mind…

I will be the first to admit that I harbor quite a few anal-retentive qualities in my personality. One of which is my budgeting my money.

Each week I will take $40 out of the ATM for the sole purpose of grocery shopping. Occasionally I will splurge on too many items and add to the weekly fund, but most of the time I live under that $40 budget.

I am able to do this due to the following reasons.

Firstly, I know how much money I can spend before I go to the supermarket.

Secondly, I always look at the weekly flyer to see what is on sale, and if something I use often is on sale I will stock up on it.

Thirdly, I never ever buy beer from the supermarket using grocery funds. If I need beer in bulk I would use my everyday living funds.

Lastly, I almost always go into the supermarket with a clear mindset. I only recently discovered this last ritual to my supermarket shopping was indeed in place.

To be quite honest and frank about it, I masturbate before I leave my place to go grocery shopping.

What I tend to do is go online, find my usual free amateur porn site, and peek around until I find some good photos, finish up, then wash up, and get fully clothed and immediately head up to the supermarket. There is no nap, downtime, or rest for the weary, I just go out.

When I arrive in the supermarket I feel as though I am in a haze or fog. It is very similar to the sensation of smoking weed and then going to the supermarket, only I don’t end up having a side effect of buying a box of Twinkies, a Slim Jim, or even a donut.

This haze is a good thing for me, the average shopper. My mind is able to process all of the products it sees on the shelf. I no longer only see the seven to nine products at a time, I actually see the bigger picture of all the products on the shelves in a clear manner.

I am also able get through my supermarket experience without getting all wound up do to all of the everyday morons who are taking up the entire aisle and go at the slowest pace possible. Nope, and the reason for this is that I am be 100% mellow. I flat out don’t care that there are five people all trying to make the same turn down an aisle at the same time causing a traffic jam, miraculously I somehow find a way to maneuver through all traffic jams without any thought process. I credit the clear mind, and I just flow through the supermarket.

Think I am kidding about this clear mind thing? Then you should try it yourself and see what the outcome is. I dare you.